The Siamese Fighting Fish

A parody of all geek interests, making fun of the odder aspects of fandom.

One day at a small school, during a session of heavy lamination in the office, the bowls of four Betta Splendens were broken. The Betta fell out the window, coming in contact with the plastic fumes, before falling into the sewer and mutating. They were found by a Chinese Hamster named Winky, who had also been exposed to the fumes.

Master Winky took in the four Betta and taught them Martial Arts, creating The Siamese Fighting Fish! Then, using an old battered book on sea monsters, he gave them all names: Ogopogo, Cetus, Kraken and Jormungand.

Then, Broadband Internet came to the sewer...